quotes from blades of glory



it is sex on ice

he just release a new book 'let me put my poems in you'

that young man was how babies are made

chazz michael michaels walks alone. thats why they call me a lone wolf

issit good stockholm? cos its good for me. lets have a smoke

mcelroy is down. oh a perfect headbutt! hits the flame! *looks to the audience*

hey. youre an official here? cos you have officially given me a boner. im a sex addict.. its a real disease. with doctors and medicine and everything

maxim. last issue. chazz michael michaels is figure skating. Boom!

oh no its the evil wizard!
hey little forest bitches
how do u sons of bitches hear me. whow. hey everyone this gary the squirrel. i am nothing but a human onion!

i see u got fat.
i see ure still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot.

i know more than u think u know. i know more than you know you know!

u get alot satisfaction from those $15 hookers.
im never satisfied! its a curse

we're gonna sing with one song and one song only. my humps by the black eyed peas. "my hump my hump my lovely lady hump"

hey look. they're laughing at us.
hey. they laugh at louis armstrong when he said he is going to the moon. now he is up there laughing at them

*naked* just thought u'd like to see what a skater body really looks like. looking is free. touching's gonna cost you something.

shes as cold as the ice she skates on. oh wait. whats colder than dried ice? laksana.

what do you guys have that no other teams have?
twin dongs?
exactly

um. hi. sorry im late. i was um,having sex.. alot. im katie, oh and im a sex addict.
wow. ure a sex addict too?
sex sex sex. what could i say?

i dont want to have sex with my friend's girlfriend. wisdom to know that masturbation is sometimes a sensible solution.

i know that sex addiction is a disease. *touches her boobs* this is so wrong. jimmy's my friend. i cant do this.
do you really mean that?
yes i think so? no.
you you. you sex demon! you sex fiend! impure! impure!

cmon pick up. hey jimmy. hey. what happen back there was so not a big deal. just think of it as a boob handshake between me and your ladie's boo.. just call me back.
from me,chazz

for about a month. my urine smelled like marshmellows.

you'll fall asleep. cos i miss you jimmy. and i dont wanna miss a thing. so call me back!!

hey jimmy!
chazz!
hey. i didnt sleep with katie. we didnt even get to second phase. what i felt in my pants was weird and shameful.
i know! dude. you better get down here or else we're gonna get disqualified.
katie's not a whore!
ok! i get it!

lets capture the dream!
capture the? whered u come up with that? i love it
i have no idea where i came up with it
*capture the dream* sign behind them

i was a sex addict cos no one ever loved me. i never had a father ok. but i dont care! cos i now got a brother. and this is his lovely girlfriend. and shes not a whore

top movies in the first half of 2007 (my opinion)

1.Blades Of Glory
2.Fantastic 4 : Rise Of The Silver Surfer
3.Mr Bean's Holiday
4.Shrek 3(doniqq)
5.Spiderman 3

mr kamar is one fucking 8 finger person man.. monday said he cant come. then just now said we(me and zi) can come for jamming. then after we arrived school he said cannot cos haven't put up the curtains yet. wtf?

lucky i brought my lappy. the damned zi with his 4.30..
so we used the lappy at the library.
wireless@SG was free. thanks singnet!

so we go see OTHER PEEPS friendster << zi's idea
then we watched bruce almighty.
funny ah